Hello,

 my name is

 Colin.

​

 I hail from Ohio, 

 THOUGH Chicago

 IS 

 my 

 dear, 

 dear, 

 Second 

 City. 

​

 I arrived here 

 in the summer of twenty-ten 

 lookin' for a fresh start, 
 and soon found myself 

 completely 

 enamored 

 by 

 this 

 massive, 

 midwest, 

 metropolis. 

​

 since then 

 i've done a lot of strollin'.-* 

 UPTOWN, 

 downtown,

 On stage, 

 off stage, 

 servin' tables,

 bussin' bars,

 showin' hundreds of groups 

 and thousands of people 

 around great halls, 

 through magnificent museums

 and other unbelievable

 have to see-ums. 

​

 along the way, 

 let's just say... 

 I’ve discovered some truly 

 !_-*extra-ordinary*-_! 

 people, places and pursuits 

 worth going on about. 

 so If you're lookin' to escape 

 the bane of boredom for awhile... 

 come along with me

 for an outside the box, 

 feet on the street experience 

 you won't soon forget!